21 July 2022


I am in the airport in Anchorage, Alaska, with a bleeding heart.

The airport here is named the Ted Stevens International Airport. Ted Stevens was a long-serving US Senator from Alaska who died in a plane crash in 2010. It seems kind of odd to name an airport after a guy who died in a plane crash, but apparently living in a place where it never gets dark half the year and never gets light the other half gives you a macabre sense of humor.

From what I can tell, the Alaskans are leaning into it. I've seen dozens of businesses with "Midnight Sun" in their names. (I have also seen the actual midnight sun.) And the streets all have names like "Northern Lights Boulevard" and "Arctic Circle" and "Holy Shit A Grizzly Bear Is Eating My Leg Help Help Arrgghhh Crescent." There is an actual diorama of a grizzly bear attacking a deer right next to the United Airlines ticket counter in the airport. There is also a stuffed grizzly in the mall. And the hotel lobby. And the laundromat. The person in charge of setting up new accounts at the utility company told us a truly horrifying story of getting a fish hook stuck in her eye while salmon fishing and the guy who cast the line not noticing what was happening. I could have eaten reindeer sausages with my eggs at breakfast this morning, but having been raised on Rankin-Bass animated Christmas specials about Rudolf, I opted for bacon instead. Apparently, Charlotte's Web did not drill as deeply into my subconscious as I would have thought. It is clear that my compassion towards our anthropomorphized friends only goes so far and I will cross the line of heartlessness for two strips of thick-cut bacon. Self-knowledge is a terrible thing.

And so I am leaving Alaska now and leaving my littlest boy (all grown up now, they say) behind and my heart feels like it is being cut with jagged glass.

I have two small tattoos on my right ankle -- silhouettes of seagulls in flight, spreading their wings. I got one in honor of each of my boys when they left for college. One day, standing around the coffee maker in the Sociology Department with a bunch of students, the talk turned to tattoos and I showed mine and said, "They are to commemorate the most painful thing I have ever done." A student gasped and asked, "Give birth?" because when you are 19, you are likely to think that the pain of childbirth is real pain. I scoffed.

For all of the intense bloody physical agony of having my internal organs literally rip themselves open in order to bring those boys into the world, it was laughably easy compared to the pain of saying goodbye to them.

11 July 2022


I am feeling chastised by my tea bags.

The latest one says, "The unknown is where all outcomes are possible; enter it with grace." Inside my head, the tea bag says this in an exasperated voice, more like: "For god's sake, try to enter it with some fucking grace, unlike your usual pathetic MO." So here, on the precipice of this big life transition into the unknown, I am trying to muster some fucking grace.

This mostly involves keeping the plants watered and eating things other than tortilla chips. Sometimes. Last week I ate some raspberry sorbet, which I feel is a more graceful thing to eat than queso dip straight out of the jar with a spoon. 

I realize that the tea bag is not meant to be censorious and that my reading of it is entirely about my own longstanding feelings of self-doubt and inadequacy. But the demands of the moment do not exactly make adequacy easy to achieve.

The contractors are here working on the basement all week and my finished manuscript is due at the publishers on Friday. I am in the footnotes/bibliography/permissions phase and have been for several days now. It never occurred to me that The Chicago Manual of Style would ever come to play such a large part of my emotional life. But here we are.

I have typed the sentence "I am in footnote hell" into a few emails. Scarily, this had led the data-mining algorithm that rules our lives to switch all the ads I get on YouTube. They used to be dominated by ads for Vrbo vacation homes. Now they are almost all suicide prevention/counseling/antidepressant ads. This, I think, is going too far. While figuring out how to get permission to reprint text from a now-defunct one-off 1937 magazine is tedious, I'm not going to kill myself over it. Not while I still have all these tortilla chips to eat.

03 July 2022


The landscapers have come and gone, taming our overgrown jungle, once so wild and tangled. Now it is a tidy and respectable yard that any normal person would be pleased to have.

"I hope you get a chance to enjoy it some before you leave," the head landscaper said on his way out.

"It looks great!" I said. I did not say that I had enjoyed it the way it was before or that I had always thought there was something magical about the jungle. I did not say that the wildness was on purpose.

When I first moved into this house, I painted a poem on the ceiling of my bedroom with green paint. It was nice to have poetry to read in the night when the babies were at last asleep and I could hear the sounds of the trains when they came through town in the dark and the quiet.

It was a long poem and it took me two days to paint it. It is surprisingly hard to look straight up for two days. At the end of all that time balanced on a step-ladder with my head bent back, a paintbrush in one hand and a can of paint in the other, I had a newfound respect for Michelangelo. Painting just one poem on a ceiling almost permanently debilitated me. The Sistine Chapel must have been a bitch. But it was worth it for the poetry in the night.

Then, when we moved back into this house after our two-year Swiss sojourn, the movers who were carrying our boxes in assumed that we were new to the house. One of them saw the poem.

"Jeez," he said, scowling and perplexed. "Did ya buy this place from some Satan worshippers or something? There's a poem on the ceiling in there!"

I didn't tell him that I had painted it myself, that I had always thought there was something magical in it, that the poetry was on purpose. The Devil apparently speaks in rhymes -- the better to beguile us, I guess.

But the poem is gone now, too. Anyone normal would be happy to have this house.